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I'am Not the finished product,

Jordy,
But I never was the prototype
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"So this is my life I am both happy and sad and still trying to figure out how that could be." :/

I’m watching bikini spring break on Showtime and I’m pretty sure Lizzie McGuire’s dad is the cheer coach. Lmao

6 hours ago - 0 notes

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

7 hours ago - 242,158 notes

Grab her booty in front of niggas who want her.

7 hours ago - 9,552 notes

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.
My.
God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

quadguyin-china:

salt-in-my-hair-and-heart:

liteskint:

gigaguess:

Oh.

My.

God.

B Y E

Am I allowed to tell this joke at parties??

She is so satisfied with that joke.

7 hours ago - 91,287 notes

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

7 hours ago - 71,325 notes

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Twice ✋

- Oprah changing up the whole math game (via proivy)

7 hours ago - 225 notes

boost-and-barbells:

that—fit—girl:

findmedownsouth:

touch-me-inthe-dark:

spooning is the best because i get to see how long it takes to give you a boner with my ass

Girls are evil for this right here.

It doesn’t take long

7 hours ago - 14,144 notes

I'am Not the finished product,

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